gorgonconverters
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No Sgrub AU where John's dad wants to get into the dating scene and John tries to play matchmaker to prevent him from looking into dating apps. Dave gets the idea to ask Rose if her mom's single to help out John, everything goes south from there. Rose is convinced both John and Dave are hitting on her mom and is conflicted between indulging the tomfoolery for the hilarious blackmail material or giving them hell for this